Hamburger Thighs

Hello people my name is Hamburger Thighs. I'm 4,500,200,1000 years old. My birthday is March the 66. My death was by farting. People also call me as turd thighs. THe first time I got it on I was not even a minute old. Oh the great times. I'm 20 feet tall, be say I I'm really short. I weight not even an ounce!

Hamburger Thighs

Hamburger Thighs is the goddess of corn in peoples butts. Every year a boy or girl in the family run backwoods in the corn field. She is the daughter of Lilith and the fake Rion. It is Hamburger Thighs that makes the crops grow by crapping each year. The first loaf of bread from the harvest is sacrificed to her slash him. Hamburger Thighs is the goddess of the earth, of thongs, and of fertility in general turds. Sacred to her are livestock and agricultural products, poppy, narcissus and the crane cracks.